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Sometimes you have to wonder what is going through the mind of advertising executives.

The exact text on the label says:

The problem? Is it possible to get really clean, remove rough skin, and eliminiate odor from your mansuit without drying it?

No, it’s not a typo! More later!

The result: Your hair covered, meat powered mansuit will be clean, smooth and fresh all day.

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